It happens to everyone: words get jumbled between the brain and mouth, we enter into a conversation a moment too late... or we are simply confused. Ironically, these are the moments that help us remember the important information from class; laughter is a powerful learning tool. This is an opportunity to remember the special moments, lessons, activities, characters, and, of course, the miscommunications from our class. Help me to keep track of them and I will compile these into a booklet at the end of the year. Please remember that class rules apply: I will not tolerate any malicious attacks on any student or teacher. This is not meant to poke fun at anyone; it is meant in a spirit of reliving the occasional happy moment in our very special circle of hell :-)
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I'll start you off:
Devin. Enough said.
Christy bursts into uncontrollable laughter at the thought of Miss Arney having a facebook page.
Jared & Justin's quote for Aphrodite.
oh yeah: Period 4 bringing in a "ringer" during the mythology review game (Hans). I still say the timing was just toooooo convenient.
Miss Arney's reactions to Devin are completely Priceless lol
haha Devin saying that Aphrodite's song should be "Girls Just Wanna Have DINNER"! lol!!!!!!
When we were talking about how odysseus bed is around a tree christy said, "So they have bed bugs and they they dont take showers!"
"Oh I have one, a proverb"
AND
"A subject and an etiquette... no it's predicit" (idk how to spell it)
lowell calling miss arney old in the middle of classs
the true meaning of the word bacchanal...
haha I'm scared For you Lowell.
Oh, and Mr. Hoetzl COMPLETELY OWNING Miss Arney hahahaha
John: I believe he asked if my copy of TKM was the original manuscript. And yes, Lowell, be afraid. VERY afraid.
Nick: you're now on my list too.
I believe a few reactions to the "furies" were rather priceless as well.
Lauren asking why you couldnt just use a fork to get your phone out of the toilet
*APPLAUDS HOETZL*
When Devin said something like, "Calypso has a lot of traffic in her highway."
hahahhaha..
No, he said, "Odysseus told Penelope there was traffic...on the Calypso Highway".
Miss Arney: Im guessing this "list" is nothing like the Deans list. hahaha
Oh there was also this one time at extra help where Devin asked Miss Arney what she is smoking.
smile and nod molly just smile and nod...
Verbisms!!!
Don't neglect the helping verbs, it is time to make a difference.
Facebook Status: "Theres a 9ft camel in my room"
Alleluia! You are cured from being a verbist!!!
I thought it was funny when Hans was able to keep an accent every time he answered a question.
Amelia writing "we love you" and "thank you" and "you're a verbist" and other random things on her white board and diagraming her own sentences instead of the ones we were being given.
Also playing that team game for Mythology where we had white boards and having our team (the purple team [= ) draw a narwhal in the corner everytime!
Amelia--my name is Marge.
Marshmallows, marshmallows, marshmallows...Sledgehammer!
Justin--Do you watch Desperate Houswives?
Hoetzl and Arney's stalemate in the monopoly agrument
At extra help Devin and Jared said that since Boo stayed in his house alot that he was probably playing x-box.
At extra help Devin said sbout the Ewells...they didn't have that much food, but they had a lot of dinner!
Devin calling himself the last place trophy for his parents hahaa
After scaring poor Kevin for the fifth time in two days with sledgehammers on his desk, Devin tells him to start wearing diapers to class.
A hypothetical comment from Miss Maudie to Mrs. Dubose: "At least I'll be alive tomorrow."
Period 6 and pictures of bunnies, axes, and bloody sledgehammers.
Hans: new day, new accent.
Towards the beginning of the year when Miss Arney yelled in my ear so loud that they started to bleed.
THE EVIL STARE OF MISS ARNEY..............................................................................AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
When Ms. Arney kept trying to draw a bunny but it kept looking like some kind of squirrel of some sort. And when you drew an ax instead of a sledgehammer and Alex had to correct you.
Why did you have to murder that poor little bunny and decapitate him into little bits? WHAT DID THE BUNNY EVER DO TO YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
sorry for the confusion-
twmg59 = Devin Geraghty
On the sheet she gave us today, the one that said that when they xrayed the persons brain they found nothing. i was laughing for probably twenty minutes.
To burn in the firey pits of hell on the grammar when Miss Arney was explaining it to Alec.
HAHA
When miss arney said to the class that if she had a grammar clinic on a Friday, then nobody would show up and i said "Well obviously," and recieved the stare
Melissa saying "I want to read To Kill a Mockingbird again because I don't think I read the same book this summer."
SQUIRRELS!
(if i even spelt that right!)
tear tear! :(
One of my favorite memories: extra help sessions with my freshmen!!!! My very special happy place :-)
At extra help:
Brendan forgetting his questions
During Socratic Seminar:
Justin - "Once again, I have to disagree with Molly"
Phone a friend!
When Miss Arney chased Nick out of the classroom during extra-help...he ran for his life!!
haha melissa i think you just explained the scariest moment of my life hahaha
I was scared for you Nick!
T-Higgs and the toys we get during class
haha
Period 4: Devin and his awkwardness whenever the word rape is used.
and Claire and Elisha arguing about how to punch properly
Adding to our TKM action figure line: Boo Radley with night-vision goggles
"So it's ok for me to say, 'It's like throwing a newborn into a rattlesnake pit', but the minute I mention 'puppy' I get everyone making angry faces and awww sounds at me."
Rabid bunnies in marshmallow fields
....Time to play!
"No, Justin, the most important theme is NOT courage!"
Phone a friend
Kevin Koshy and life threatening SLEDGEHAMMERS!
kelli- at least we still have macy's!!
My two favorite comments of the day...
After Catherine M admits she loves sheep, Amanda shakes her head, looks at me and says, "I know; she looks completely normal, doesn't she?"
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Period 6:
Miss A: "Now that Rainsford has survived and defeated Zaroff, what's next? What challenge would be enough?"
Alex: "Paintball."
Can I have some eggs?
the juicer
If your neighbor comes and asks for 4 eggs..SLAM THE DOOR AND RUN!
Depieros farm.... dont go there on halloween!!!
Miss Arney: Cauls aren't freaky! I was born in one!
Nick: Yea, and look at you!
*evil stare*
Nick, what good did you expect to get out of that comment?
well, i don't think i was expecting any good at all Kieran hahaha and that is probably one of the most scariest moments of my life so far. im still worried about how she might retaliate, seeing as midterms are only days away
Never stand in the shiower when someone is using the toilet!
dont dance to hannah montanna under a light bulb or in elishas case do not even go under a light bulb ever!!
so what's the term for the modern day act or scene...think of tv shows...
channels?
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